do you have a friend who’s usually a sweetheart but when they’re angry they’re the creepiest and the most cruel motherfucker you ever saw in your whole life
i am that friend
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do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
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The Royal Feline Air Force has used a powerful laser roar to shoot down moths. ”The future is here,” said Tabby Chubbz at the Office of Feline Research’s Solid-State Laser Technology Purring Programme.
Photo by ©Seiji Mamiya
Twins!
Photo by ©Rubia Sproesser Matiazzi
Oh my fucking god. I am CRYING. Oh hahahahahahahahhahaha.
holy fuck i did not expect that
Hahaha perfect.
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they call me macklemore in math class because im like
what what what what what
what what what what what what what
what what what what
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There are two types of squirrels
I JUST LAUGHED SO HARD OMFG
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why hasn’t anyone offered my parents 5 camels for my hand in marriage yet what am i doing wrong
its because you are worth at least 10 camels and they just cant afford you
this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said to me
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