Not taking any chances
I scrolled past this and the guilt was too much
Says the guy from Ohio
His parents lived in Ohio. He lived in the moment.
my favorite college experience is when i had a 7am class and the kid next to me literally poured a monster energy drink into his coffee said “i’m going to die” and drank the whole thing
i knew a guy who brewed his instant coffee with monster instead of water. three cups in two hours. i think he ascended to the astral realm
the survivability of the human race never ceases to amaze me
Humanity, Fuck Yeah!™
look at the stars, look how they shine for you
Does it bother anyone else that there are parts of your life you don’t remember? You have done and said things that you don’t even know about anymore. That means you don’t even have the right perception of yourself because you don’t even fully know who you are. However, something that you’ve forgotten about could be a prominent memory in somebody else’s mind. It trips me out.
7 million people in the earth. 0 messages in my Inbox
in the earth
WHY ARE NONE OF YOU FUCKERS FLIPPING SHIT?!?
NASA HAS DECLARED PLUTO A PLANET AGAIN
IT HAS MOONS!!!!! IT HAS MOONS!!!!!!!
WHAT. WHAT! PLUTO YOU FUCKING DID IT!
VIVA LA PLUTO, YOU DID IT!!!
I wonder how many people sent letters saying Pluto is indeed a planet.
we annoyed the national space agency into submission
when they show a scene from two seasons ago in the “previously on” you know something fishy is about to happen